The 8 doctrines of the God of Games


 * 1) Life is just a game. The moment you started believing in the God of Games, you became a player.
 * 2) Time is money, my friend. Money can buy everything except your experience points, so you can't buy happiness with your salary.
 * 3) Even if you hold the responsibility of saving the world on your shoulders, why not take a breather and play some cards?
 * 4) Everything that has a Health Point gauge can become Experience Points, so remember that slaying monsters are just a means - slaughter is not your goal.
 * 5) Strength completely depends on the current version. Never blame yourself for the path you have chosen - if you want to blame someone, then blame the cursed game designers.
 * 6) Never throw away your honor as a player, or you will be punished by the God of Games!
 * 7) Before you take an arrow to the knee, enjoy it with all your heart!
 * 8) The God of Games reserves the right to final interpretation of the doctrines hereinabove.